Funny Conversations

Skyler was in his room talking to himself when I walked in.
M-What are you doing?
S-Playing peek-a-boo.
M-With who?
S-Nooooo, not with who. With Puppy.

We're in the bathroom and Skyler picks up my deoderant.
S-I want to put some on my lips.
M-That's not for lips. It's for armpits.
S-Put some in my armpits.
M-No, it's just for big people like moms and dads.
S-And boys too.


We're in the library and Skyler hears someone talking about the elevator.
S-I want to go in the alligator.
M-Do you mean the elevator?
S- Yeah, the elevegator.


Skyler is looking at Steve's belly button.
S-Daddy, you have a belly button. No- it's a hole.


S- Water is good for you.
M- Yes, it is.
S- Yeah, it has 4 eyes in it.
M-Flouride?
S- Yeah, 4 eyes.